Archive for February, 2011

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Question by tammy b: tie a ribbon to cure snoring?
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.

“Yeah right!” she says.

A few minutes after vacant to bed, the dog
starts snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home, drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and starts snoring loudly. The woman thinks possibly the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

Her husband wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, “I don’t know where we were or what we did, ancient boy, but we won first and second place!

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Answer by LittleDee11
hahahaha amusing!

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