Question by Flamingokitty: Ribbons………amusing? ?
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep,the Wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.

“Yeah right!” she says.

A few minutes after vacant to bed, the dog starts snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
carefully around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and starts
snoring loudly.

The woman thinks possibly the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The Woman sleeps soundly.

In the morning, the husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
“I don’t know where we were …
Or what we did ….
But, by Gosh, we took first and second place.”
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Best answer:

Answer by The Saint
Ha ha ha, that one is super, very well done…!

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Question by jake5282: I wonder if this works?
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.

“Yeah right!” she thinks.

A few minutes after vacant to bed, the dog starts snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Finally, muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and immediately starts snoring loudly. The woman thinks that possibly the ribbon will work on him too. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! She then sleeps soundly.

He wakes in a drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, “I don’t know where we were or what we did but, by damn, we took 1st and 2nd place!”

Best answer:

Answer by Catherine
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Question by bcooper1975: Why are my dog’s gums swollen?
My dog’s gums are swollen pretty terrible and he seems different. He doesn’t want to play as much and seems depressed. Right now he is sleeping and his “snoring” sounds weird. Like his breathing may be heavier. How concerned should I be? Could this be from something he has eaten? Help!

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Answer by janeannpat
Take him to the vet, he could have an infected tooth or gingivits. This can be quite serious.

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