Question by westie: sister problems? am i being dramatic?
so my sister and i used to be pretty close. but now i feel us growing distant. it pretty much started back when she was gonna get married and she chose her best friend[who was a crappy best friend and they hadnt even talked for forever]over me for the bridesmaid. she even told me i was the bridesmaid but then the friend sent us a letter saying she was. i just felt this was a slap in the face. she told me i was too little cuz im only 13 but what do you think? and then she moved into my room cuz she needed a place to stay. she was so annoying she kept me up on school nights and threw shoes at me and femine products when i was sleeping. is this childish or what? and when i woke up i was like why would you throw a shoe at me? and she was all “I ASKED YOU NICELY TO STOP SNORING-” and i was like are you kidding me? she makes the most stupid choices too and when i try to tell her to think things thru she calls me negative and tells my mom “why would i listen to a 13 year old?” omg….

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Answer by LOSTINTEXAS
no your not..just it’s hard to think about your own wedding at 13 and see all the stress the is involved with that..your sis is probably just acting out her frustration,as for being her bridesmaid…the was a suckie thing for her to do..maybe if you just talk nice to her about it and tell her how much it hurt you that she changed her mind without talking to you first,,she (hopefully)will do something about it or at the very least, spend some alone time with you .
good luck

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Question by Cap’n One-Aye: Does your dog snore loudly?
A couple has a dog that snores.
Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.
“Yeah right!” she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog’s testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.
So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband’s’ testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him, also! The woman sleeps soundly….
In the morning, the husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles..
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, “I don’t know where we were … or what we did. But, by golly, it looks like we took first and second place.

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Answer by Raiden
And Too Funny.

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Question by Flamingokitty: Ribbons………funny? ?
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep,the Wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.

“Yeah right!” she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
carefully around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The Woman sleeps soundly.

In the morning, the husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
“I don’t know where we were …
Or what we did ….
But, by Gosh, we took first and second place.”
p.s- Happy Holidays!!

Best answer:

Answer by The Saint
Ha ha ha, that one is super, very well done…!

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